Funny Christmas Quotes

The Christmas has many colors. The color of religion is shown by the traditions and rituals performed on this festival. The Christmas songs and Christmas carols and Santa Claus are show religious aspects of the festivals. But there is a color of fun of this occasion. The Christmas parties and Christmas parties show this color. The color of can also be seen in the funny Christmas quotes.

The funny Christmas quotes and sayings are very popular particularly the funny Christmas quotes for kids. These quotes are amazing to read and write. The Christmas quotes are also written on the Christmas cards. There are numerous funny Christmas quotes for cards. Some of the funny Christmas quotes are given below for you.

  1. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple  
  2. Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. - Richard Lamm
  3. From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine Whitehorn
  4. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning.
  5. You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.-Robert Paul
  6. Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying Buy Buy-Robert Paul
  7. The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.-Johnny Carson
  8. The one thing women dont want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.-Joan Rivers.
  9. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
  10.  A Christmas shoppers complaint is one of long-standing.-Jay Leno.

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