Witty Christmas Quotes

Christmas is the time of making fun and enjoying the parties with your friends and loved ones. The spirit of the Christmas is very infectious and hence none can remain uninfected from it. All the people come into a great mood of fun.

Although Christmas is waited for prayers and Christmas songs for praying to god but is also waited for enjoy and fun making.  People use witty Christmas quotes for fun. The witty Christmas quotes sayings are very popular and people enjoy saying verbally and writing these quotes on the cards. There are numerous witty Christmas quotes and a few are listed below.

  1. Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts - Max Lucado
  2. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas - Johnny Carson
  3. Even before Christmas has said Hello, its saying Buy Buy - Robert Paul
  4. Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present – Anonymous
  5. You know youre getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. - Robert Paul
  6. Next to a circus there ain’t anything that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. - Kin Hubbard
  7. Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. - Author Unknown
  8. Nothings as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. -Kin Hubbard
  9. Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. Theyre never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal." -Lenore Hershey
  10. When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? -G.K. Chesterton.

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