Funny Christmas Jokes

Christmas is the time for fun and joy. It is the time when people make fun and enjoy the holiday season. Jokes are one of the humorous tools that make you and others happy. People share these jokes with friends and relatives and make the festive atmosphere funnier. The Christmas jokes have great importance and are for everyone. The Christmas jokes for kids are wonderful jokes which people often speak out in their Christmas parties. Christmas jokes have been created with the Christmas environment, Santa Claus and some other funny things. The funny Christmas jokes for adults and funny Christmas jokes quotes are the source of big joy on Christmas.

People often write these jokes on the cards and Christmas gifts along with the wishes. Some people are very creative minded and these jokes are the creation of such people. The Christmas jokes are so humorous and funny that they can change the moods of anyone and uplift the spirit of Christmas festival. Some Christmas jokes are traditional and have been in practice since years. You can find the funny Christmas jokes in a good Christmas jokes book and on internet too.

A list of funny Christmas jokes is given below.

  1. The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesnt usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him and asked What do you want for Christmas? Something for my mother, please, replied young lady sweetly. Something for your mother? Well, thats very loving and thoughtful of you, smiled Santa. What do would you like me to bring her? Without pausing, the lady answered quickly, A millionaire son-in-law.
  2. Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the lift (elevator) of the hotel. As the lift traveled from the 5th floor down to the ground level, one-by-one they noticed a Rs.500 note lying on the lifts floor. Which one picked up the Rs.500 note, and handed it in at reception? Santa of course, the other two dont actually exist!
  3. Christmas Drink: A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre......
    So the barman gives her one.
  4. Sales: Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
    Handmade gifts for that hard-to-find person.
  5. Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
    The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
    Tiny, answers Mike.
    Whys that? enquires the barmaid.
    Because hes my newt concludes Mike.   
  6. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
    Sandy claws.
  7. Knock knock!
    Whos there?
    Snow who?
    Snow use - Ive forgotten my name again!.
  8. A Scottish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present".
    Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
  9. Because theyre the only ones who know where they itch!
  10. Question: What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
    Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight!

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