Santa Claus Jokes

Christmas is the festival for merry making and making fun. The festive atmosphere on Christmas lifts the spirits of every one and encourages them to make fun and enjoy with friends or relatives. Christmas jokes are the great sources of joy for everyone. Christmas jokes are very famous among the people. These jokes are on every subject and for everyone. The main focus of the Christmas jokes has always been the ways of Christmas celebrations and Santa Claus. The Santa jokes are of wide range like the Santa Claus jokes for kids, Santa Claus jokes for adults, Santa Claus naughty jokes. You can write these jokes on the cards and gifts for the people. These Santa Claus jokes are available in some books and on websites containing the Christmas text.

A list of the Santa Claus Jokes is given below for you so that you can also make others laugh.

Santa Claus Jokes for kids

  1. Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
    Because it soots him!
  2. What does Santa put on his toast?
    "Jingle Jam"
  3. An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. 
  4. Which one picked it up??
    Santa!  The other two dont exist!
  5. Who delivers presents to dentist offices?
    Santa Jaws!
  6. What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
    Rapping paper!

Santa Claus Jokes for Adults

  1. Why doesnt Santa Claus have any children?
    This is because he comes only once a year, down the chimney.
  2. A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I dont want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
    "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if youre telling me now that grownups dont really have sex, Ive got nothing left to believe in!"
  3. I told Santa you were good this year....and
    He hasnt stopped laughing since!
  4. A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
    After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
  5. "She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
    As a little girl climbed onto Santas lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
    The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didnt you get my E-mail?"

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