Short Christmas Jokes

Christmas is celebrated with great enthusiasm everywhere. People make fun and enjoy the festival with great zeal and zest. Christmas gives you opportunities for making others laugh and bring smiles on their faces. The Christmas jokes are used to wish and bring smiles on the faces of others. When you write Christmas jokes on the slips of gifts, the receivers open your gifts with a laugh and remember you for long. This is the true spirit of Christmas and it changes the moods of others.  There are numerous mood changer Christmas jokes like Short Christmas jokes for kids, short Christmas jokes of Santa Claus and short Christmas jokes of the day that you can send to your clients. You can find such Christmas jokes in several books and on various websites available on internet.

A few are enlisted below.

  1. Weight of Santas sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby
    for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
  2. What nationality is Santa Claus?
    North Polish.
  3. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
    Crisp Cringle.
  4. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
    Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
  5. The 3 stages of man:
    He believes in Santa Claus.
    He doesnt believe in Santa Claus.
    He is Santa Claus.
  6. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
    Theyd been worn all week and needed the air.
  7. If athletes get athletes foot, then what do astronauts get?
    Missile toe.
  8. You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, dont you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable diapers as gifts!
  9. Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer and an Irish setter?
    The dogs get together at Christmas time and have point setters.
  10. It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
    "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
    "Thats no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
    "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

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